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I’m very impressed with the G1. I’ve owned it for about 2 weeks and I cant believe I was without a phone of this caliber for so long. With that said, I’ve got a few ideas for version 2. Here are the Top 10 Missing Features in the Android G1.

10. Video Capture

This is a given. I’ve read about the Cupcake Project, but I’m not about to mangle my new phone’s OS just to try a beta SVN build of hacks. A glaring WTF.

9. A beer drinking program.

I cant imagine this would be that hard to port, or re-create with an actual particle engine.  Im sure someone over at Blender is working on this.

8. No Google Earth.

Seriously google. What the fuck… It’s even on the iGotPwnedBySteveJobs.

7. No Multi-Touch.

I have to say this is very surprising, with all the surface control hype today you’d think this would be a standard component to any touch screen technology. I hear ATM’s even have this now.

6. Youtube only?

What about break.com, nothingtoxic.com, and metacafe.com???????( Yes i know this is flash dependent )

5. Internal Memory is insufficient.

I’ve got about 50 apps installed, all of which are around 1 mb or less and Im running out of room.  I really hope they extend NTFS to the external storage. Then I can actually USE that fancy card I robbed off that midget at the mall.

4. Battery life sucks.

With everything turned on, it only gets about 8 hours. I went back to the store and complained, netting me 3 free batteries. Score.

3. Slow Processor.

We need more juice! The multitasking features are great, but it boggs down after 2 or 3 apps. Why can’t they slap an i7 in there.

2. Support for multiple Gmail accounts.

Teh fail.

1. Video Chat.

Ok. mabey its a pipe-dream. How cool would it be to Skype video-chat from your phone…or Camfrog even.

Bleh. I need to take a shit.